lizbethanne:

I love everything about this.

keep-calm-and-shed-no-tears asked:
why was it a bad day?

i was sick

i accidentally used prank eye drops that burn you fucking eyes

and my mom found something out that i really didn’t want her to know. 



afancyprostitute:

Not to freak you out but I love you really hard. → The Magical Human That is Tina Fey

Anonymous asked:
I WROTE YOU A LIMERICK: you probably hear this a lot/ but i think you are gorgeous (and hot) / you look so pretty/ and you seem rather witty/ and you are the best friend i've got

I seriously love you.

my lord this has been a bad night. I needed this, thanks. 

dog bless you, dog bless.